
Holland may probably be one of the more unlikely destinations that you would find Muslims travelling to these days; more commonly noted for weekend visits by rabble rousing university students to the Coffeeshops of Amsterdam. To be honest, some might describe my trip as odd. If I didn’t go to get stoned or at least savour the brazenly open red light districts, what did I do? Well I never went on a canal trip, visit Rembrandts or Van Gogh’s museum. Nor could I dote around the flower markets since it’s the wrong season. Cheese isn’t all that interesting for me, and I find football so ho-hum that at first I thought Ajax was a brand name for toilet bleach.Let’s just say that my visit was in fulfilment of a promise I had made to an old friend and an opportunity to culture myself with the lore’s of Muslim similitude in lands beyond the shores of Britain.

Holland is a very clean country with a public transport system that runs with atomic precision. But what is immediately noticeable is the profuse amount of graffiti everywhere. This is a pic of where I stayed. Not a welcoming site I must admit but you soon realise that it is only graffiti; no spent needles or pee-puddles in sight.

I resided in an area called Overvecht in the city of Utrecht. I can’t exactly call it a ghetto (the picture doesn’t really show anything), but nor can I call it a leafy suburb. I and another brother from the UK found the sight of endless miles of what were post-Communist/Hungarian/minimalist type apartment blocks quite miserable. What made it depressing was to know that this is the Muslim neighbourhood.

This is a Turkish (but note the Damascene minbar) masjid near the centre of Den Haag (The Hague) that we literally stumbled upon. Before I arrived, my biggest worry was not being able to find halal joints and proper places to pray. Alhamdulillah, we had no such problems. Even some brand named Western food outlets served halal food, and if we couldn’t find a masjid to pray in, Muslim shopkeepers were more than happy to accommodate us.Whilst the Moroccans have apparently made a bad name for themselves, stereotyped (Allah knows best) as thugs, bandits and criminals, the Turkish on the other hand appeared to be quite hardworking and Islamic in behaviour. For the first time in my life, I saw a Turkish masjid actually packed for jammat. The Imam’s recitation was wonderful and after a while I even got used to the “Allah hew Ekber”, as opposed to the “Allahu Akbar”.
From discussions with locals, the general feelings that I could gauge from the Muslims was that they are not treated like 2nd class citizens as in France or Denmark. But nor were they as protective and aware as the Muslims in the UK. This is a critical distinction that in the near future could go either way. If the names Pim Fortuyn, Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Theo van Gogh ring a bell, you’ll know what I mean.

I was really surprised to see such a picture. It’s a billboard that I saw in central Amsterdam of a Moroccan sister advertising for some bank. If this were in the UK, they would have made sure that the Union Jack be used as her khimar. Otherwise, it does give you an indication that the Muslim population in Holland is considerably large i.e. enough to warrant advertisement tailored towards them. In fact Muslims make up nearly 9% of the Dutch populace ““ and it really shows. Many Hijabi sisters can be seen ““ walking, talking and even biking - and not just confined to the Muslim neighbourhoods. But unlike the UK, very few bearded brothers can be seen.
If you’re beginning to think that I had a dull trip, or maybe just bemused by my need to satisfy all-things-Muslims type anthropological musings, here are some pictures of pretty scenic things that Holland has to offer.

Note the classic windmill in the distance. Holland is criss-crossed with thousands of miles of canals and dykes. What is really impressive is the integration of cycle lanes in nearly every road. Everyone rides a crap looking bike, so there is no need to feel embarrassed. Plus I think I only counted seeing three obese people in my whole five day stay.

In the old part of Utrecht people are friendly and helpful. I also noted that everyone dresses very fashionably, there are no ‘chavs’ or ‘hoodies’, even the bad boys dress respectably.

A peer view of Den Haag at night (for some reason most of my pics are nightshots).
I cannot end this post on life in Holland without mentioning my utter horror on the absurd “Ëœshelf’ design for Dutch loos’. Look closely at its design; then ponder deeply about what happens once you sit down, then much like me and every other foreigner to The Netherlands, crunch your face and say ““ EEEWWWWWW !!!!







December 29th, 2005 at 6:17 am
HAHAH! SubhanAllah, I’m sure this exposes my jahiliyyah, but I couldn’t help but giggle when you said:
“Before I arrived, my biggest worry was finding halal joints“
and
“Holland is criss-crossed with thousands of miles of dykes“
Man… I need to grow up.
December 29th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Lol!! Its a good thing I didn’t stay there too long.
If there were any shops that I actually spent time on ‘window shopping’ (from the outside), it would be the ‘coffee shops’. Once because me and the bro’s thought it was a kebab shop, and others simply because you would wonder what goes on inside…
December 29th, 2005 at 11:51 am
Salaam bro,
You have a nice blog. Will you visit Germany or Sweden, so let me know
We have better loos’
December 29th, 2005 at 8:44 pm
Wasalaam,
InshAllah one day bro. I’ve heard Munich is very nice place to visit. Though I haven’t practiced my German in years. Likewise for you to visit us in the UK
December 30th, 2005 at 2:12 pm
Salaam
Never been to Holland, seems cool
‘part from the toilets. Weird.
December 30th, 2005 at 5:27 pm
Wasalaam sis,
Been to France and Norway with my family, but going with bro’s (or sisters in your case) is more fun due to the greater independence you have.
Generally everything seems cool when it is a vacation. Living there though might be quite hard. Jobs harder to come by if you got an Islamic sounding name. The way they drink and smoke weed makes it hard to socialise (if it is ever needed). Also their overly liberal attitudes can sometimes wanna make you slap someone. I remember coming into the WH Smiths equivalent shop at the airport, was shocked to see porn mags not on the top shelf, but occupying the whole middle shelves. Also some guy on the train casually reading a porno whilst sitting next to us.
But my fav thing has to be the public transport system. Cheaper, quicker and deadly efficient. I understand their public transport better than our own and that’s after 1 week there and my 23 years here.
December 30th, 2005 at 10:09 pm
As-Salaamu ‘alaikum,
The “shelf design” toilets are to be found in Germany as well. I guess it saves the user from the dirty water which often comes up when the najasa goes in. But when you plop into one of those ground-level toilets found in most mosques, that also just sits there unless you wash it down yourself. You can do the same with the Dutch loos.
December 31st, 2005 at 5:55 pm
Wa’alaykum as-Salaam,
JazakAllahkhair for your comment. It is partly due to your blog that I joined the blogging world.
Many many years ago, on a train in Bangladesh. I recall seeing the ‘hole in the floor’ type loos. But this was the real deal, since I could see the flash of the rail tracks through the hole in the floor. Since then I tend to recoil in fear when I see similar types in our Masjids (RPM also caters them).
December 31st, 2005 at 10:11 pm
Those loos are just some next deal, they are difficult to use. Why do most masjids in London still have em? Is it anything to do with the sunnah/”old is gold”?