When you had become president of the USA, little did you know that the world would turn into affray.
Your time as commander in chief was nothing more than being a petty thief.

Looting and polluting the world was the game, while your people in Katrina brought you shame,
With the lowest voter approval in history, your father must be thinking that’s no mystery!

As a youngster you had multiple accounts of alcohol abuse,
its no wonder in your speeches you seem to have a few screws loose.

Having been the only president to emerge from a room alone with a bruise across the cheek,
Dee Dee Myers was wondering how you managed to convince it was just a pretzel to your clique.

 Your intelligence is comparable to the intelligence on Iraq, false, limited and full of conjectures.
Every time you fly into a foreign state, we don’t want to listen to anymore of your lectures.

Eight years in power did you learn nothing but greed, rejecting Kyoto, rejecting UN approval, rejecting the interests of the people apart from your own.

Heralded to the world that Iraq would greet you with cheers and flowers,
but all that we witnessed was you being hurled two shoes and abuses.

You said “I will leave the presidency with my head held high”,
but a small time Iraqi journalist nearly hit the bulls –eye.

The world approved of this historic gesture and let that be your farewell departure.

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